Adventsgeschichten: Die Chaos-Weihnachtszeit

Unser "Oldguy" Rolf hat uns aus Kalifornien folgendes Gedichtlein geschenkt - in einem fürchterlichen und gerade deshalb die Lachmuskeln strapazierenden Kauderwelsch. Viel Spaß. Und vielen Dank Rolf.

A little Christmas Gedicht

When the last Kalender sheets

flattern through the winterstreets

and Dezemberwind is blowing,

then ist everybody knowing

that it is not allzuweit:

She does come - the Weihnachtszeit.

All the Menschen, Leute, people

flippen out of ihr warm Stueble,

run to Kaufhof, Aldi, Mess,

make Konsum and business.

Kaufen this und jene things

and the churchturmglocke rings,

Manche holen sich a Taennchen,

wenn this brennt, they cry "Attention!"

Rufen for the Feuerwehr:

"Please come quick to loeschen her!"

Goes the Taennchen of in Rauch,

they are standing on the Schlauch.

In the kitchen of the Haus

mother makes the Christmas Schmaus.

She is working, schufts and bakes;

the hit is now herYoghurtkeks.

And the Opa says als Tester:

"We are killed bis to Sylvester!"

Then he fills the last Glas wine;

yes, this is the Christmastime.

Day by day so vergang,

and the Holy Night does come.

You can think, you can remember,

this is immer in Dezember.

Then the childrenlein are cominmg,

candle Wachs is abwaerts running.

Bing of Crosby Christmas sings

while the tower Glocke rings,

and the Engel look so fine,

well, this is the Christmastime.

Baby-eyes are big and rund,

the family feels kerngesund

when unterm Weihnachtsbaum they're hocking

then nothing can them ever schocking.

They are so happy, are so fine;

this happens in the Christmastime.

The animals all in the Haus,

the Hund, the Katz, the bird, the mouse,

are turning round the Weihnachts-Stress,

enjoy this day as never nie,

weil they find Kittekat and Chappi

in the Geschenk-Karton von Pappi.

The family begins to sing

and wieder does ein Gloecklein ring.

Zum song vom gruenen Tannenbaum

the Traenen rennen down and down.

Bis our mother ploetzlich flennt:

"The Christmas-Gans im Ofen brennt !"

Her nose indeed is very fine.

Ende of the Weihnachtstime.